Black & Gold | Sam Sparro
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
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It’s okay Pluto. We still love you. Don’t listen to the mean bullies who don’t acknowledge you as a planet just because they’re bigger than you.
i ship pluto x neptune
PWUTO!!!
I’ve always wanted to be that blog where people freaked out if I followed them
I am totally convinced there is a Loki gif for every situation.
Happy:
Mad:
Sad:
Confused:
Scared:
Awkward:
Surprised:
“Oh Shit” Moment
The “Oh my God, I can’t believe this actually worked” Moment
The “I just got what I wanted” Moment
The “I see something sexy” Moment
The “I’m sexy and I know it” Moment
and finally: The “I feel like a Disney Princess” Moment
SCREAMS
White Blank Page - Mumford & Sons
wut
for my nerdy friends
Message me a fetish you could see me having.
hhmhhhhhh
what could possibly go wrong
plz
That's pretty much what happens!
- Follower: I love your blog!
- Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
- Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.
- Person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
- HP fandom: Eat some chocolate, it'll help
- THG fandom: Stay alive
- Sherlock fandom: Not my division
- Doctor Who fandom: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
- Hitchhiker's Guide fandom: DON'T PANIC
- Supernatural fandom: Salt! Lots of salt!
- Glee fandom: COURAGE
- Avengers Fandom: Kneel. Loki said so.
Loki’s Army: An Open Letter to Tom Hiddleston
Re: Glamour Awards Man of the Year Acceptance Speech; “I’ve always aspired to be a greater man than I am and I’m nowhere near there yet.”
If you were to progress any greater than you already are, you will be responsible for millions upon millions of ladies (and gents) who will undoubtedly be forever alone due to the unreachable standard and expectation we now have for men. Not only will you be responsible for the end of procreation (what with the disintegrated ovaries your very being destroyed), but the remaining people on Earth will gradually fall to their demise, solely as a result of your existence and our witnessing of your journey towards your definition of ‘a greater man’.
Advancing to be greater than you are now, will ultimately end in the Apocalypse.
Sincerely,Bernadette. An avid fan, who truly looks forward to your progression towards absolute greatness.


















