I just finished writing a chapter for on of my fanfictions and wrote and entire chapter from scratch (which is crap frankly why did I post it omg it’s crap) for the secrets that keep your safe

before that I was crying

because of a fic

THIS FIC RIGHT HERE OMG FEELS

I HAVE NEVER SOBBED FROM A FIC BEFORE LIKE OMG

… I wonder if anyone thought I was dead or unfollowed either of the stories i just posted for …

chlotana:

why isn’t “so…. yeah” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

OMFG GUYS.

egoisticengineer:

CRYING. SPIT OUT MY COFFEE
BECAUSE MY DAD ALMOST RAN OVER A DEER.
WENT INTO A PANIC AND SCREAMED LOKI
THEN I LAUGHED BECAUSE I’M SO MUCH LIKE TONY STARK
AND I ALSO INSULTED ALL LOKIS AT THE SAME TIME
BUT I LOST MY COFFEE. FUCKING LIFE
WHAT IS IT
WHAT ARE MY CHOICES

loki-has:

I’m here to interrupt your dash with a happy walking penis 

he wants you to be happy too

have a nice day

despitemybetterjudgmenti:

My milkshakes bring all the cows to the yard so I can milk them and make more milkshakes to bring more cows to the yard and so on and so forth.

m4ge:

lordcaliborn:

if you were a human raised by cows and you were breastfed by that cow would you use human breast milk on your cereal when you grew up

are you okay

leahwinehouse:

atomic-countyy:

gpoy.

all of tumblr summed up in one caption

leahwinehouse:

atomic-countyy:

gpoy.

all of tumblr summed up in one caption

oneoftheducklings:

tobie1kenobi:

geometricide:

uselessheartache:


Bath mat turns red when wet.

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.

I need this for my evil shenanigans.

Want.

I have this for my new flat..

oneoftheducklings:

tobie1kenobi:

geometricide:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet.

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

I need this for my evil shenanigans.

Want.

I have this for my new flat..

idklaugh:

captaindorkwad:

So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a nickleback crop top walks into a starbucks. She opens up internet explorer to go onto facebook. “Follow me on tumblr :D” she posts. She signs into tumblr. “My autoplay is perfect” she says. She hums the tune to Afro Circus as she reblogs a picture of the sky with the caption “and in that moment I swear we were infinite” in comic sans font.

  • classmates: so what did you do this summer?
  • me: stayed up 'til 4 and cried over fictional homosexuals
wowgreat:

2012-07-20 06.28.30 (by HolgerLippmann (work in process))

wowgreat:

2012-07-20 06.28.30 (by HolgerLippmann (work in process))

You are about to be spammed with Robert Downey Jnr as Sherlock Holmes … that is your warning

Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

deadpool-the-assassin:

not-talking:


I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS


this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!

Whoa.

3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.

done it before … here followers amuse yourself

Mod: SO MUCH AWESOME!!!!

Deadpool: 

No 30 is my absolute FAV!

glazedtwist:

Hey guys just a friendly reminder that we are supposed to die in like 5 months (✿◠‿◠)